Sanctuary city liberals have introduced legislation to ban ice machines. The association with the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency is just too much to bear. Spearheaded by Gavin Newsome on the left coast and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez from the Republik of New Yawk, the movement seeks to eliminate any use of the word "ice" in any form. Kamala Harris has jumped on this bandwagon as well. Doctors who prescribe ice treatment for sprains and bruises will be sanctioned. And restaurants will be forced to serve drinks at room temperature.


We need to like, um, get rid of like, ice. Um, like, machines that are like, y'know, named after, like a fascist agency should um, like, be banned! Plus, like the water like comes from the like toilet in, like the ice jail!

- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez


When people walk into the local convenience store and see bagged ice it gives them PTSD. Having the word ICE in big bold letters right there for sale is disconcerting for many immigrants. People are refusing to shop at businesses that have ice.

- Gavin Newsome


If you didn't know, ice is cold. We don't want our government agencies to be cold. The way to remove the cold is to remove ice. Then everyone will be warm.

- Kamala Harris